Meet the practitioner
Bubby
Licensed Wellness Practitioner & Facial Specialist — Est. whenever he decided
Bubby is a cat with a rich inner life and an esthetician practice that nobody asked about. He is deeply committed to Amira and completely indifferent to everyone else.
He has favorites. He will let you know. He is accepting new clients on a rolling basis, subject to his own eligibility criteria, which are not publicly available.
Credentials & qualifications
Fully certified. By himself.
Specialty
Facial Kneading & Purr Therapy
Certification
Self-Issued, 2021
Accepting clients
At his discretion
Languages
Meow. Some body language.
Education
Observational. Extensive.
Approach
Unilateral
Practice philosophy
The methodology. It is not up for discussion.
I
Presence is the treatment
Bubby does not schedule sessions. He arrives when the client requires intervention, as determined solely by Bubby. Advance notice is not part of the methodology.
II
The client does not know what they need
Eligibility is assessed silently. Criteria are not disclosed. If Bubby has selected you, you have been selected. This is sufficient.
III
Results are guaranteed
Outcomes are determined by Bubby. All results are correct by definition. Client feedback is received but not incorporated.
Practice history
A distinguished career.
2019
Joined the practice
Arrived without notice. Established residency. No paperwork was signed.
2020
Opened the wellness division
Began offering facial treatments during the lockdown period. Clients were captive. Results were mixed.
2021
Self-certified
Issued his own credentials. The process was internal. The standards are not publicly available.
2023
Expanded to social media
Amira began documenting the practice. Bubby did not consent but has not objected.
2024
Launched the practice store
Approved a curated selection of equipment. Amira handled the logistics. She was not thanked.
“He assessed me. I passed. I don't know the criteria. I'm displaying my certification.”
Verified client — certified by Bubby