Bubby's Health & Wellness Practice
Accepting new clients.
He will decide if you qualify.
Established
Without notice
Services offered
Six (and growing)
Practitioner
Bubby
Office Manager
Not by choice
Our services
A full suite of wellness offerings.
Bubby determines your eligibility.
01
Facial Treatments
Kneading technique. Results guaranteed by Bubby. Amira has no input on outcomes.
02
Sound Healing
Purring. Non-negotiable frequency. Available when Bubby decides to provide it.
03
Sleep Therapy
He selects your sleeping position. This is the treatment. Resistance is noted.
04
Weight Management
He sits on you. Duration determined by Bubby. Results are ongoing.
05
Breathwork
His face directly on yours. This is the method. Sessions are unscheduled.
06
Emotional Support
Available when he decides. Not before. Eligibility criteria are internal.
Practice reach
445K
TikTok followers
58.4M
TikTok likes
4+
Years in practice
∞
Bubby's confidence
Office management
Not Bubby
Amira manages operations for the practice. Scheduling, communications, documentation, and content. She did not apply. There was no interview. One day the practice existed and she was running it.
She is very tired. The practice is thriving.
Meet Us →Practice store
Official practice equipment.
Approved by Bubby.
The Bubby Blanket
Kneading blanket — official
He selected this. You did not.
The Wall Brush
Grooming station — professional
Installed without notice.
The Sticker Sheet
Practice certifications — issued by Bubby
Display yours accordingly.
Client testimonials
“He assessed me. I passed. I don't know the criteria. I'm displaying my certification.”
Verified client — certified by Bubby
Join the client waitlist
Bubby will be in touch when he decides you are ready.